Chocolate Cow Pies!
I was walking through the airport this morning and saw chocolate cow pies. I am not sure what they were but I am quite sure they were not dark chocolate. What do you suppose cows eat to create dark chocolate cow pies? I can’t think about it.
When I was a kid on the farm, my cousins and I would wander around the farm for hours. One of the first things we learned was, do not step in cow pies. I certainly do not want to eat one. EWWW… Which makes me think about other foods that are marketed as healthy. I use the term “food” very loosely. They now have whole grain Twinkies with blueberries. I mean really, who in their right mind would ever eat a Twinkie and think it was healthy-ful? {See old blogs.) OK, maybe Charlie Sheen.
In the near future, we will have a discussion on whole grains versus whole wheat versus gluten free. Such confusion out there. In the meantime, I am thinking about how to get rich selling whole grain, dark chocolate, gluten free Twinkies with blueberries. If you don’t see another blog from me, you will know I have succeeded and do not have to be a dietitian anymore.
Hurrah! Then I will stop receiving hate mail. Except from really mean dietitians.